My Sexy Story

I Made this up while talking to a friend on facebook, this guy REALLY thinks my mom is hot lol heres the sotry.


Room Service: Room service, how can i help you?
You: Can i get about 30 condoms?
Room Service: Any specific brand or flavors today Sir?
You: How about a chocolate and a vanilla so i can have some twisted sex.
Room Service: There will be a 10-20 minute wait on those comdoms, we arent done permeating the outside of the condoms with the flavor particles, Sorry for any Inconvienence. Is there anything else i can help you with in the meantime?
You: Ummmm, Yeah, can i get a Diet Coke?
(There is a knock on the door of the hotel room)
You: Who is it?
Mysterious Voice: Its Jeremy's Mom.
You: Oh, The door is open.
(A Dark Figure Enters the Room)
You: Is that you?
Mysterious Voice: NO!!! I AM A LARGE BLACK MAN WHO HAS COME TO RAPE YOU!!! MUWAHAHAHAHA!
(Rapes you)
Large Black Man: I Thank you for your cooperation. Goodbye.
(Black Man leaves)
(There is a knock on the door of the hotel room)
Voice At The door: Room Service!
You: Just leave them outside please....

Owned Bitch

sad story ;(

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