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anal_rampage
Posts : 43 Join date : 2010-04-13
| Subject: SPECIAL ACHIEVEMENT: Tell a story. Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:03 am | |
| Ok guys! This is a special event.
You have to tell a story about the topic I give you. I will then pick the best ones and make a POLL about those 3 I choose then you all will have to vote on the winner!
POST STORIES HERE~
Topic: The best way to kill a mithril dragon.
Story can be: Funny, persuasive, serious, or whatever. Just please, no cussing. (though you may refer to obscene things if it is indirect) XD... GO
TASK: Write a story about a mithril dragon kill.
REWARD: 1000 Rep
PLEASE: one story per entry, multipul stories = DQ (disqualified) | |
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wittmike 2
Posts : 4 Join date : 2010-04-14
| Subject: Re: SPECIAL ACHIEVEMENT: Tell a story. Wed Apr 14, 2010 4:33 am | |
| ~ Mithril Dragon Story ~
Well it all starts about 3 months ago at the Grand Exchange i was buying stuff to kill dragons but then i realised which dragon would i kill?. so i decided to go kill a mithril dragon which is level 304 when i figured out how to get there i jumped in the whirlpool and went into the caverns. When i went down the steps i saw brutal dragons which are only a little bit weaker than those mithril dragons. once i fought past the brutals i reached the mithril dragons i started to kill one of them but i didnt hit anything for about 5 turns and it kept hitting me so i ran away to eat but it used it range/mage attack. So i went back and fought it after about 7 mins of fighting the mithril dragon i was almost out of food because of its brutal fire breath and its dangerously long claws. eventually i was out of food and the dragon was almost dead it hit almost every shot and i hit every shot which was lucky. i finally hit 10 hp and the dragon was about 30 HP i hit 12 and it hit 4 and then i hit 27 and it hit 3 then i missed and it hit 2 and then i hit 7 and the dragon died.
DROP: 1x dragon bones 5x mithril bars 2x gold charms 1x dragon platelegs
By wittmike 2 (mike)
i dont know if i did it rite if i didnt im sorry.
P.S not real story i have never killed a mithril dragon because im only level 94+6
ATLEAST I TRIED lol | |
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Reaper Skill
Posts : 445 Join date : 2010-04-12 Age : 28 Location : Rapescap3
| Subject: Re: SPECIAL ACHIEVEMENT: Tell a story. Wed Apr 14, 2010 8:50 am | |
| The best way to kill a mithril dragon: shove a Dil** up him/her | |
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I Am Jesse
Posts : 457 Join date : 2010-04-13 Age : 28 Location : RIP Rapescape.
| Subject: Re: SPECIAL ACHIEVEMENT: Tell a story. Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:36 pm | |
| Ok, Well this took me about 5 hours to write, so ill make it short this time Well first, you gotta stabb it with ur Sword of some thing, ( Bronze Works Best ) Then you have to use some good armor, ( Wizard Robes Ftw ) Then, Make sure you run away from the blue magic spell. ( Use The Flap Emote ) Then, Hit its tail by running behind it and using the stomp emote... WAHLAH! U just killed your first mithrall dragon | |
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Reaper Skill
Posts : 445 Join date : 2010-04-12 Age : 28 Location : Rapescap3
| Subject: Re: SPECIAL ACHIEVEMENT: Tell a story. Wed Apr 14, 2010 4:03 pm | |
| I GOT A BETTER ONE
Use your fist to jab him in the eye Throw your Dfs at him so the fire hits you in the face Catch the fire in your hands Do a goku coma-hama-ha blast at the dragon Watch the dragon suffer Enjoy your loot | |
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essenceend
Posts : 5 Join date : 2010-06-08 Age : 34 Location : at mcdonaaaalds drinking a soooooda.
| Subject: Re: SPECIAL ACHIEVEMENT: Tell a story. Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:57 pm | |
| OH YEAH? grab a sword ( any type) go pokey pokey to it's eyes. make it pissed magic rape it with fire wave pokey pokey some more take a crap on it slap it with a fish repeatedly use a n00b as a human shield run away from it' awesomeness use a godsword if you have one and use a bronze dagger and cut off its balls O_o use a dfs , while standing on your head and poking it with a d long. and finish it off with a rick roll. THE END | |
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bobibob
Posts : 29 Join date : 2010-04-16
| Subject: Re: SPECIAL ACHIEVEMENT: Tell a story. Fri Jun 11, 2010 7:20 pm | |
| My story of how i killed a mithril dragon!!
A long ass fuckin' time ago, In a town called Kickapoo, There lived a humble family Religious through and through. But hey there was a black sheep, And he knew just what to do. His name was young Bobibob And he refused to step in line. A vision he did see of Fuckin' rockin' all the time. He wrote a tasty jam And all the planets did align .Oh the dragons balls were blazin' As I stepped into his cave. Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles, With my long and shiney blade! 'Twas I who fucked the dragon, Fucka lie sing fuck a loo! And if you try to fuck with me, Then I shall fuck you too! *Teabag* End! | |
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♕ ℙ®ℴ☨๏ $ⓚⓘⅡz ♕
Posts : 241 Join date : 2010-05-13 Age : 28 Location : IN ADRIAN'S COMMAND
| Subject: Re: SPECIAL ACHIEVEMENT: Tell a story. Fri Jun 11, 2010 8:48 pm | |
| aint a story but u guys are fuckin funny!!! | |
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Bobbityjoe1
Posts : 178 Join date : 2010-04-13 Location : Behind you
| Subject: Re: SPECIAL ACHIEVEMENT: Tell a story. Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:54 pm | |
| Okay you can either pay some uber noob to do itfoe u, call chuck Norris in, or push it off a cliff. Wait they can fly.....hmmmm....go to 7-11 get a terroist and give him an ak-47 | |
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♕ ℙ®ℴ☨๏ $ⓚⓘⅡz ♕
Posts : 241 Join date : 2010-05-13 Age : 28 Location : IN ADRIAN'S COMMAND
| Subject: Re: SPECIAL ACHIEVEMENT: Tell a story. Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:56 pm | |
| lol @ bob - Quote :
- Okay you can either pay some uber noob to do itfoe u, call chuck Norris in, or push it off a cliff. Wait they can fly.....hmmmm....go to 7-11 get a terroist and give him an ak-47
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